- The real man doesn't sleep.
- The real man doesn't text back, unless he's provided with load credits in order to reply. Nevertheless, his replies are unintelligible.
- The real man always eats extra rice servings.
- The real man is not a vegetarian.
- The real man doesn't have abs.
- The real man doesn't dance.
- The real man only admits his misgivings to a fellow real man.
- The real man always has poop in his briefs.
- The real man doesn't wash the dishes nor fix his things because he has a woman to do it for him. He becomes a more real man if he doesn't know or remember the woman's name.
- The real man doesn't go to church.
Global warning: DON'T take this seriously.
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